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He’s Two

Happy 2nd birthday, Sebastian.

Launching Point
Launching Point

This boy is a force to be reckoned with. I’m constantly amazed at how laid back he can be, lounging on the sofa (or on the floor), sporting the most docile temperament. And then, the very next second, he’ll be bouncing off the walls, screaming blue murder, shoving Emily to the ground, and kamikaze diving off the arm of the couch on his way to find more footballs to throw across the room. We have come to expect the unexpected.

Sunshine State Golden Boy
Sunshine State Golden Boy

Here’s a short set of two-year-old bullet points to give you a glimpse into some of the things our little boy is up to these days:

  • I’ve given up keeping track of Sebastian’s vocabulary. I tried to maintain a running tally of his newly-acquired words for the longest time, but right around November – as soon as he turned 21 months – his speaking took off like a rocket. It was painfully difficult to fight the urge to compare Sebastian’s language progression to that of Emily, but it was even more painful to give in to that urge and actually make the comparisons. Emily was talking circles around this kid from the age of 12 months up to two years. But the boy has been making a comeback in a big way, now happily stringing words together, counting, using adjectives, recognizing colors and shapes and animals, and generally making a whole lot more sense that he had been. And this all only really started in the last few months, which seems crazy to us since it feels like he’s been talking forever.
  • I would like to pay special attention to one particular word that Sebastian has only recently started saying. The word Yes. We thought that Yes and No (especially No) would have come a lot sooner. He still isn’t saying No. But he now says Yes. But only in French. I believe this has developed from his transforming the Y into the easier W and his complete inability to finish words with an S. So his Yes comes out like Oui (with a very Parisian accent) – just like Wet, but without the T.
  • Yes, the counting started just over a month ago. First, there was Two. There were two of everything in the world. Two dogs. Two cars. Two trees. Even when there were obviously more than two, Sebastian still told us there were two. Sometimes, if there were four stars in the sky, Sebastian would cheerfully shout, “Two stars!” And then after a thought, “Another two stars!” But then he discovered three. Few things are cuter than watching Sebastian meticulously attempt to isolate and extend three fingers on one hand so he could tell us how many cats he has seen. And this was quickly followed by four, five, and sometimes, six. I have even heard seven and eight mentioned, but not consistently. Just don’t expect him to count them in the proper order. He still sometimes counts his five toy cars, “Two, three, four, three, four!” He’s never got the hang of One, though.
  • It’s absolutely something you take for granted once it happens (like so many things), but Sebastian has finally started feeding himself. Thank Christ.
  • Surely one of the biggest milestone of the past year is Sebastian has moved out of our bedroom and is now sharing a room with Emily. We decided to make the transition after we finally settled back in following our many holiday adventures around the New Year and Sebastian never even batted an eyelash. He still wakes up at least once in the middle of the night so we now have to trek from our room down the hall to settle him, but his awakenings are fewer by the day and we’re optimistic. Thank goodness Emily is an incredibly heavy sleeper.
  • Sebastian’s favorite pastime? Hiding. He does it all the time. But very different than Emily’s love of hide-and-seek, Sebastian is actually good at it. Add to this his camouflage coat and we honestly have a hard time finding him sometimes. Once he decides it’s time to hide (and this could be any time), he’ll leg it into the nearest bush and press his face against a branch somewhere in the middle and just stand there motionless until someone walks right up to him and declares, “I see you!” Walk up to him without the statement and he doesn’t move. Shout the statement from a distance and he doesn’t move. Thank goodness the coat has a bright orange inner lining in the hood.
  • I don’t know why I reacted so strongly, but I was absolutely blown away when Sebastian started singing last month. I remember thinking Emily was the cutest thing in the world when she started singing (and she was!), but we always knew it was on the cards. Maybe since Sebastian is taking longer to speak, I didn’t expect the singing to start for another year. I don’t know. But then he caught us completely off guard when he decided to serenade us with his earnest rendition of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Next on his playlist was Row Row Row Your Boat and the theme song from Little Einsteins.
  • Sebastian hasn’t started school yet so, in an attempt to get him socializing with other kids his own age, we took him to a music class once a week. The kids and parents would sit in a circle and sing and dance to all their favorite kiddie songs. The class was held in a nursery school so there were toys all around the room, but the kids were told not to play with them, for this was a music class. But Sebastian knew there were cars and trains in those toy boxes and whatever Sebastian wants, Sebastian usually gets. And if he can’t get what he wants, he’ll scream the house down. And, apparently, if you won’t stop screaming in a music class, you will be asked to leave. Sebastian was kicked out of his music class. So we started going to a playgroup twice a week. They sing and dance in the playgroup, too. But if you want to play with the toys in the toy boxes, they don’t get all fascist about it.
The Sound of Silence
The Sound of Silence

We’ve got a big year ahead of us. Sebastian will be starting nursery school in September (God help them). We’ve already got him signed up for the same Waldorf school that Emily went to. He’ll be there everyday from 9 to 1:30. We’re very excited. Also exciting is the prospect of Emily and Sebastian being able to play in new and more mature ways. Him shoving and head-butting her is all well and good, but I wouldn’t mind it if they sat down to a game of checkers. This should be the year of potty training – I’m not looking forward to that. The midday nap will probably be whittled down from two hours to one hour. And, as always, we should be seeing more of the world, though now that Sebastian is two years old all of our airfare will increase by 33%! Not cool. But we’ll definitely be doing the England thing in the summer and then again for Christmas, we’ll jet off to somewhere unknown location for Easter and then again in the summer, and we’ll finish the year off with a trip to New Orleans to see cousin Darren wed the wonderful Molly. Fewer than five new stamps in his two-year-old passport will be unacceptable.

Stairway Sticker Sock
Stairway Sticker Sock

Wanna see a couple dozen beautiful photos of our little earthquake taken over the course of this past year? Well you’re in luck! I just so happen to have a link all prepared to show you just that. Quick, click here:

And finally, here’s a video of a 23-month-old Sebastian telling us all about subterranean automotive storage spaces.


Cars in a Cave

Sebastian Has The Bubons

Here is the menu that Sebastian can expect to enjoy for the foreseeable future:

Amoxicillin – for a particularly pusy throat infection
Ibuprofen – for the miserable fever that accompanies the aforementioned infection
Ferrous Sulfate – for a mysteriously low iron count, and possibly the reason for his chronic loose stools
Tobramycin drops – for a sticky case of conjunctivitis
Mebendazole – for a cheerful case of pinworms

It was very thoughtful of Sebastian to only contract the most contagious diseases possible. Thanks, Sebastian.

Poor little guy. I’m happy to report that he’s feeling much better today than he was two days ago when we brought him to the doctor and he was shivering uncontrollably from his impressive fever. He still suffers from the occasional coughing fit and he won’t/can’t sleep or eat with any regularity, but he’s definitely on the mend. We thank you for your prayers.

By the way, the Bubons is just a funny way of saying he has the Bubonic Plague. It’s hyperbole. Thanks, John Stewart!

I’m Back

Wow, that was a crazy couple of weeks. I can’t remember the last time my kids didn’t feature in a single entry on the front page of this blog (that should change very soon). Things really came to a head when I found myself in the heat of planning both my birthday lip dub and the auditions for my next play at the same time. Both needed an insane amount of preparation and didn’t leave me with much time for blogging (or anything else!). But the preparation paid off and I am very happy with the way things turned out. The lip dub was a huge success and I am overjoyed with the casting for our new show. Maybe now I’ll be able to get back to documenting the minutia of my kids’ lives and uploading the endless photos that have been sitting stagnant on my computer for the better part of a year.

Things to look forward to in March? The Foreigner is in full rehearsals as we prepare for our May(?) performances. Sebastian is enjoying his first month as a two-year-old. We might be going on a family ski trip. GG and Aunt Amy will be coming to visit. I’ve got my 2011 fantasy baseball draft. And I’ll be filming my humble part in the new Robert De Niro/Sigourney Weaver film. Watch this space!

Josh’s Birthday Lipdub

This is how I decided to celebrate my birthday this year:

It was a crazy idea that somehow got planted in my head ages ago and refused to leave me in peace until I did something about it. Thank goodness I have the right mix of nutty (and trusting) friends to humor me and play along.

So thank you, everyone who helped make this happen. To all of you who showed up, having no idea what a lip dub was or what I would be asking of you. To all of you who brought shiny wigs, plastic swords, and over-sized glasses. To all of you who rocked out like superstars to my terrible singing while I squatted and ran behind that wimpy boombox. To all of you who babysat, sat in boats, painted signs, toiled off-camera, got dirty, got bored, and got cold. To all of you: thank you.

Same time next year?

Josh’s Birthday Lipdub Results

Hello, rock stars!

Thank you, everyone, for voting! The polls are now closed and we have our winners. This Sunday, February 13, we will be singing Hey Ya by Outkast in the Parc del Laberint d’Horta (Labyrinth Park)!! Probably.

The vote for the song actually ended in a tie between Hey Ya and Blame it on the Boogie, so I subtracted the votes cast by friends and family from other countries who won’t be with us on Sunday. It only seemed fair.

The Labyrinth Park won convincingly, but I need to now scope out the location and make sure we’re allowed to film there and that there’s a decent lunch option nearby. If there are any problems, we’ll have to settle for the runner up (Parc de la Ciutadella). I’ll confirm everything in a couple of days. But mark your calendar, nonetheless!

In the meantime, you might as well start to familiarize yourself with the song. Here are the song and the lyrics. But don’t worry about memorizing the whole thing. We’ll each only have a very small portion in the final video and I don’t want anyone to get sick of the song before Sunday.

I’m very happy that so many people are excited about this little experiment of mine. I really hope it turns out well and, more importantly, that we have fun doing it! The truth is, I have no idea what’s going to happen 🙂

Josh’s Birthday Lipdub Winner

Outkast – Hey Ya

[audio:Outkast – Hey Ya.mp3]
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One, two, three, (uh)!

My baby don’t mess around
Because she loves me so
And this I know for sure.
(Uh) But does she really wanna
But can’t stand to see me
Walk out the door.
Don’t try to fight the feelin’
‘Cause the thought alone
Is killing me right now.
(Uh) Thank God for mom and dad
For sticking two together
‘Cause we don’t know how. (Uh)

[Chorus]
Hey… Ya…
Hey Ya…
Hey… Ya…
Hey Ya…
Hey… Ya…
Hey Ya…
Hey… Ya…
Hey Ya…

You think you’ve got it
Oh, you think you’ve got it
But got it just don’t get it
Til’ there’s nothing at all. (Ah)
We get together
Oh, we get together
But separate’s always better
When there’s feelings involved. (Oh)
If what they say is “Nothing is forever”
Then what makes, then what makes, then what makes
Then what makes (what makes, what makes)
What makes love the exception?
So why-oh-why-oh why-oh-why-oh-why-oh
Are we so in denial
When we know we’re not happy here?
Y’all don’t wanna hear me; you just wanna dance.

[Chorus]
Hey Ya… (Oh oh)
Hey… Ya… [(Oh oh) Don’t want to meet your daddy (oh oh)]
Hey Ya… [Just want you in my Caddy (oh oh)]
Hey… Ya… [(Oh oh) Don’t want to meet yo’ mama (oh oh)]
Hey Ya… [Just want to make you cumma (oh oh)]
Hey… Ya… [I’m… (oh oh) I’m… (oh oh)]
Hey Ya… [I’m just being honest (oh oh) I’m just being honest]

Hey, alright now,
Alright now, fellas! (Yeah!)
Now what’s cooler than bein’ cool? (Ice Cold!)
I can’t hear ya,
I say what’s… what’s cooler than bein’ cool? (Ice Cold!)

Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright–
Okay, now ladies! (Yeah!)
Yeah we gonna break this thang down in just a few seconds
Now don’t have me break this thing down for nothin’
Now I wanna see y’all on yall’s baddest behavior!
Lend me some suga’, I am your neighbor!
Ahh, here we go now!

Shake it, shake, shake it,
Shake it (oh oh), shake, shake it,
Shake it, shake, shake it,
Shake it, shake it,
Shake (oh oh), shake it,
Shake it like a Polaroid picture.
Hey Ya.

Shake it, shake, shake it,
Shake it, shake, shake it,
Shake it, shake it,
Shake it (here we go), shake it,
Shake it like a Polaroid picture.

Now all the Beyonces and Lucy Luis
And baby dolls, get on the floor
(Get on the floor)
You know what to do… (ha ha ha)
You know what to do…
Yoooou know what to do!

[Chorus continues until fade]
Hey ya…

Josh’s Birthday Lipdub Location

The location should have character, allow for a fairly long route, be accessible, have a decent restaurant nearby for lunch, and maybe have a few hidden nooks and crannies to explore. Where do you want us to film? Choose wisely – you can only vote once!

Where should we record our lipdub?

  • Labyrinth park [map] (30%, 11 Votes)
  • Parc de la Cuitadella [map] (24%, 9 Votes)
  • The beach [map] (14%, 5 Votes)
  • Monjuic Castle [map] (14%, 5 Votes)
  • Parc Guell [map] (11%, 4 Votes)
  • Tibidabo [map] (8%, 3 Votes)

Total Voters: 37

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Josh’s Birthday Lipdub Song

The song should be upbeat, mainstream, have fun lyrics to sing, and really make you wanna get up and dance. Which song do you want us to sing? Choose wisely – you can only vote once!

Which song should we use in our lipdub?

  • Blame it on the Boogie (The Jacksons) [video] (25%, 11 Votes)
  • Hey Ya (Outkast) [video] (25%, 11 Votes)
  • Here It Goes Again (OK Go) [video] (14%, 6 Votes)
  • Hip To Be Square (Huey Lewis And The News) [video] (9%, 4 Votes)
  • Walkin on Sunshine (Katrina and the Waves) [video] (9%, 4 Votes)
  • Freedom (George Michael) [video] (7%, 3 Votes)
  • You're the One that I Want (Grease) [video] (7%, 3 Votes)
  • All Night Long (Lionel Richie) [video] (5%, 2 Votes)
  • Longview (Green Day) [video] (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Never Gonna Give You Up (Rick Astley) [video] (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 44

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Josh’s Birthday Lipdub Vote

Excellent suggestions have been made, choices have been meticulously whittled down, polls have been painstakingly created, and you are now free to vote! The polls for my birthday lipdub can be found in the blog entries to follow.

Make sure to cast your vote by this Sunday!

Now is also a good time to send me an email and let me know if you think you’ll be able to participate or not. I’d like to get a rough idea of how many people to plan for.

Speaking of participation, I have received numerous questions from people asking if it would be OK to bring children, other friends, or Ed’s cousin Dan to the lipdub. The answer is NO! No, I’m just kidding. I’m looking forward to having the kids do something wildly inappropriate in the video. The more the merrier!

Also in the news, we have a fancy camera for the video. Thanks, Emma! Now we just need someone to operate it. Any takers? We also have some funky costumes. Thanks, Emma and Amber!

We also need a steadicam. Trust me, it will make all the difference. But instead of buying a 1000 euro piece of equipment, I’m thinking we can build one! Do we have any volunteers? Please? You can consider it a birthday present, if you like. I’ll even pay for it! Just do a Google search for “how to build a steadicam” and you’ll find all sorts of cheap and relatively easy options. Please.

I’ll write once again on Monday to let you all know the final results of the polls and to see if anyone would like to help with the planning/choreography.

Soooo excited.

Josh’s Birthday Lipdub Idea

I am planning a birthday party for myself. We’ll be celebrating on Sunday, February 13th (my birthday is actually on the 16th). Well, it won’t be a party, per se. It will be more like a music video. A lipdub, to be precise.

What is a lipdub? Don’t ask me, ask Wikipedia.

Here’s a simple example (and one of my favorites). And the behind the scenes.
Here’s another good example. And it’s own making of.
Here’s a local example.
This is how Catalunya (Vic) does it.
And how about this for a memorable event?
If you really want to get creative, you can do ambitious stuff like this.

If you want more, there are a whole bunch more here. Or here!

After all those links, you must be really stoked about the idea. Or totally sick of it. Come on, indulge me – it’s my birthday, goddammit! Here’s where we go from here:

In every good lipdub, you need to decide on a good song and a good location. The song should be fairly well known, have fun lyrics to sing, and really make you wanna get up and dance. The location should have character, allow for a fairly long route, have a decent restaurant nearby for lunch, and maybe have a few hidden nooks and crannies to explore. So step one is up to you all. I will create an online poll where we can all vote for the best ideas. On Sunday, February 13, I will perform the lipdub of the winning song at the winning location with a close group of friends.

I imagine the actual day of the event will go something like this:
– rehearse (and schmooze and drink)
– eat a fine lunch
– shoot the video

Oh, and even though it’s my birthday, I don’t want the video to be a “birthday lipdub”. I’m just using the occasion as an excuse to attempt something that’s been in the back of my mind for a while now.

Happy birthday to me.