Happy 468 month birthday, Jan.

That’s my girl!

Here are just a few of the things that our little girl has accomplished this past year:

• Returned to the stage to regain her title as Best Darn Penguin In A Children’s Theatre Production.
• Successfully hid any physical evidence of ever having given birth. That’s right, Jan is looking mighty fine! (contrary to what any photo immediately above this bulleted list may lead you to believe)
• Became a full-time Linux user – and grew a little closer to her husband in the process.
• Learned all sorts of new words and refused to stop jumping off the couch. No wait, that was my other little girl. Or was it…
• With a caring hand and an attentive eye, helped to raise one of the most wonderful kids this backwater Spanish village has ever seen – and, in the process, make her husband one of the happiest men alive.

Thank you, Jan. Now go out and get pissed.