Emily, in her sweet little pink pajamas and nearly ready for bed, just came running into my office crying her eyes out and holding her head in her hands.

Me: Emily! What happened? Come here. Why are you crying?

Emily: I hit my head!

Me: Oh my goodness. Your head? How did you do that?

Emily: I bumped it on the floor!!

Me: The floor? How did that happen?

Emily: Well, I was gonna be like a snail…

Me: OK, ’nuff said.