10. The obscene amount of green shirts, hats, stockings, wigs, and scarves that everyone was forced was wearing.

9. Too-tall Dutch Ed taking bird’s-eye-view photos of the entire party by simply raising his arm.

8. That really cute French girl with the green top hat who smiled so big every time someone took a picture.

7. Finding the bowl of Runts candy and never being without a handful of oranges and strawberries (I gave all the bananas away).

6. American Jan (not mine) lap dancing on Shawn while Juls stuck pieces of paper in her bra and jeans.

5. The very deep and philosophical conversation with Rebecca in the orange wig about which super power we would want. I’m happy with my final answer of invisibility.

4. Not being able to decide whose cleavage was more impressive: Terry or Juls. Terry was the least contained, but Juls wins the award for most creative use of cleavage.

3. The never ending supply of orange and green jello shots.

2. The awesome mix of music that Val and American Jan spent all day planning.

1. Guacamole!